(Title edited for linguistic clarity – “strike-the-rooters?” That sounds like an act of violence against plumbers, which would certainly NOT be in my self interest, as I’m getting my plumbing certification this Spring.)

So my portraits may not be all neat and pretty like the Wall Street Journal, but I ask you: isn’t there something a little fascist-y about staying in the lines and perfectly equidistant cross-hatchings?

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

Thanks for stopping by, everybody.